Like my Lionheart Staff hat? Oh yes. I have one.

Okay, not exactly. But Xavion did my Lionheart Staff orientation this evening. It went well…

Except he took me to the super special, super secret Lionheart Staff area and then I ended up falling face down thousands of meters and onto the pavement in front of the Union Micro building when the security orb kicked me out. I guess that was my official staff initiation… haha

We went through the good stuff – all of the stuff I need to know (most of which I already did). Then we took a stroll to Lionheart Kiara to an empty parcel so we could talk about sales calls and whatnot.

And then a naked guy showed up – penis and all.

And he asked me for sex. I said no thanks and we asked him to put on some clothes. He left for a short while… and returned with a shirt on. Yeaaaah, just a shirt. Still had a ding-a-ling hanging out… still wanted some sex. Only me… seriously. Only I would encounter something like this.

And then I got my first sales call. And wow.. as much as I know, I was so unprepared. Xavion stayed on Skype with me and I took it. And I felt like an ass. Obviously, I got someone who knew exactly what they were looking for and had done their homework. They asked several very precise questions. But I answered them and I have the conversation saved and ready for Dirk.

So now I’m running around in my Lionheart Trainee tag for however long that lasts. Yay!